Had my NHRA physical today . . . .

[scarface]

Did your butthole pucker up as soon as he stuck his "finger" in there hahahaha omg

sounds like a man with experience.

 

[TRUUBLE]

no flowers or anything afterwards? did he pay you?

Nope . . . not even a thank you. :dunno:

how was the happy ending?

There wasn't one . . I had to go have a private moment later . . . . :bunny3:

Did your butthole pucker up as soon as he stuck his "finger" in there hahahaha omg

Nah . . he used really slick lubricant. But, I did get a tickle in my throat. :ass3:

 

[Fets]

Did your butthole pucker up as soon as he stuck his "finger" in there hahahaha omg

sounds like a man with experience.

Yea...when I had like kidney stones this doc comes in and sticks his finger in my ass...


And then the next day the jokes came from my father saying "I bet your asshole puckerd up"...

 

[scarface]

ummmm fets, I have had numorous kidney stones....not once did a finger go in my ass....



YOU SIR HAVE BEEN VIOLATED.

 

[97blackgt]

ummmm fets, I have had numorous kidney stones....not once did a finger go in my ass....



YOU SIR HAVE BEEN VIOLATED.

lmao :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:

utofcloset:

 

[TxCobrA98]

ummmm fets, I have had numorous kidney stones....not once did a finger go in my ass....



YOU SIR HAVE BEEN VIOLATED.

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

funnny thread...

truuble -----> , :-\, , (fingers in da bootyhole...)

oh and at the end... ^-^ :dancing6: :

 

[Lightning Struck]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[TRUUBLE]

His pinky ring was cold!! ???

 

[TxCobrA98]

you mean the bracelet around his wrist?? i doubt it was his pinky... :hammer: :hammer:

 

[Red96GT]

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you mean the bracelet around his wrist?? i doubt it was his pinky... :hammer: :hammer:

hahahaha

 

[TRUUBLE]

]
you mean the bracelet around his wrist?? i doubt it was his pinky... :hammer: :hammer:

Damn . . . you stole my next line. The pinky thing was a setup . . lol

 

[Fets]

ummmm fets, I have had numorous kidney stones....not once did a finger go in my ass....



YOU SIR HAVE BEEN VIOLATED.

Well they where checking to see if I had internal bleeding or some intestinal virus. Everything came back clear though and it wasnt kidney stones

 

[TRUUBLE]

Well they where checking to see if I had internal bleeding or some intestinal virus. Everything came back clear though and it wasnt kidney stones

Did they do the hamster test, too? :

 

[Fets]

Hamster test?

 

[TRUUBLE]

Hamster test?

Usually administered by Richard Gere?

 

[Fets]

??? ???

 

[TRUUBLE]

You're too young to remember. There was a rumor floating around in the mid 80s, or so, that Richard Gere had to go to the hospital to have a hamster removed from his ass.

Apparently, there is some gay thing where they stick a hamster up your ass with a paper towel tube . . .

 

[TxCobrA98]

Apparently, there is some gay thing where they stick a hamster up your ass with a paper towel tube . . .

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: wtf???

 

[FIVELITERS]

I have to say, this thread made me laugh so hard i woke up everybody in the house.

And now they are mad.

Thanks Tad, youre the greatest. :drunk:

 

[scarface]

Tad...he is to young to even know who Rixhard gere is, however, that was some funny shit...

Wasnt is Sly Stalone that started that rumor or something?